TOP 5 THINGS I AM FLIPPED OUT
I don’t know how, but it’s September already. As thousands and thousands of people, I just started a gym routine last week. I know loads of you actually exercise regularly. Well, I don’t.
I used to be a very sportive girl when I was at school, until both an eating disorder (ED) and anxiety made exercising an obsession for me. I had to quit all activities that implied burning calories or monitoring my physical performance and body image. However I am lucky enough to be an active person, so in spite of not having practiced any sports for more than fifteen years, I haven’t gained a lot of weight or become a coach potato. I do walk, play with my kid and fill my weekends with outdoor activities.
During all these years, however, I have always felt some kind of need to be more sporty. But the fear of becoming obsessive again was so strong, for both me and my loved ones, that I didn’t try to start any constant practice.
Now, in this new era of mine, I am determined to change that. Besides, not only my doctors but also my therapists are constantly remembering me about the benefits of exercising to battle against depression, discouragement and my dreadful insomnia. Thus, I signed up for a multi-activity plan at a sports center next to my house.
Since then, I have been there around four or five times (well done, girl!). I am actually quite happy already: I have more energy and feel like doing more things, I am a bit more enthusiastic and positive about many problems around, and… I am sleeping much better!
Nevertheless, my return to the fitness world has left me completely amazed. Gyms are now a total different and new world! It’s like a Disneyland for sporties! Let me tell you the top 5 oddities I’ve discovered so far:
Fitness fashion/clothes
When I was around fifteen years old, there were two kind of looks: men and women. That was all, folks. Nowadays I think it is just the other way round! And watch out! You must have different outfits; matching colors, different activities, summer – winter, … I just grab my sneakers and whatever that makes me feel less ridiculous! (Probably, by the time time you are reading this, I would have spent more than a 100€ in fancy fitness outfits…)
What am I doing apart from learning English?
I know about globalization, non-translation wave, language simplicity. I am a linguist, for god’s shake! But I truly have no freaking idea of what kind of exercise I am going to do by just reading its name. I remember having Aerobic classes, bodybuilding areas and passive exercises -normally for older people. When I look at my gym’s timetable now, I always have to ask someone what’s the next activity about: C. Sinergy, Bodybar, Crossfit, Spinning, – Indoor Cycling, Stretching, TRX, Cross Zem, Body Pump… and I could continue to the infinite and beyond. What’s more, it takes me like 10 minutes to understand what you are actually supposed to be doing at each of them.
Timetables
Seriously people, what the hell are you doing a Sunday morning at 8 am at the gym? I know this is more common in other countries, but a few years ago Sports Centers’ timetables were very similar to those of shops and stores. Now we have 24/7 gyms, and people actually attend any time! Before, if someone told you that she/he could not do whatever on a Wednesday 10 pm, you wouldn’t belive her/him and probably thought it was a lame excuse. But nowadays… it’s you who must justify why you are “not doing anything healthy” at that time.
Older people
Half my class of Zumba are my mom’s age. True story. And I am super excited about it! I wish people of any age could exercise regularly. I am always happy around mixed and different groups, although it was definitely not what I was used to seeimg in a gym. Over 60s have made a clean sweep on Yoga and Pilates lessons. They also enrol in many activities related to dancing, like ballroom dancing, salsa, tango, and so on. Our parents are not only healthier, but they are having much more fun than us as well!
“Fitness Lifestyle”
Some of my friends used to have their “football gang” or their “basket group”. My parents used to (and still do so) practice ballroom dancing, and they normally have a couple of drinks with the rest of the class on Thursdays or Fridays nights. Nowadays, though, it’s basically an urban tribe, a kind of a subculture, a VIP group that only fitted ones can enjoy. They spent most of their life either at the gym, or talking about their activities or participating in different competitions -every single weekend! There is no time for such futile stuff like movies, partying, reading, family, knitting or any other thing in the world.
Well, this is what I needed to express after my getting back into sports. I have been trying to resist myself so bad for some days because I wasn’t very sure about my persistence. But now that I feel I am capable of creating some sort of routing, I am very interested in your opinion about this fitness/gym thing. How does it work in your country? Have you ever had similar feelings? Which are the different points of view depending on age?
And of course, if you are one of those VIP Gym members… please, tell us all about it!
I wish you all a fit day!